Bo Burnham – Welcome to the Internet Chords

[Verse 1]

Dm
Welcome to the internet. 

Have a look around.
Gm
Anything that brain of yours 

can think of can be found.
          Bb
We've got mountains of content 

Some better, some worse
   A7
If none of it's of interest to you, 

you'd be the first
 
 
[Verse 2]

Dm
Welcome to the internet 

Come and take a seat
          Gm
Would you like to see 

the news or any famous women's feet
        Bb
There's no need to panic 

This isn't a test (huh huh)
 A7
Just nod or shake your head 

and we'll do the rest.
 
 
[Verse 3]

Dm
Welcome to the internet 

What would you prefer
          Gm
Would you like to fight 

for civil rights 

or tweet a racial slur
   Bb
Be happy Be ho*ny 

Be bursting with rage
A7
We got a million different ways to engage
 
 
[Verse 4]

Dm
Welcome to the internet 

Put your cares aside
         Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta 

Here's a nine-year-old who died
       Bb
We got movies, and doctors, 

and fantasy sports
      A7
And a bunch of colored pencil 

drawings of all the characters 

of harry potter f*ckin
Dm
eachother. 
 
 
[Post Verse]

Welcome to the internet 

Hold on to your socks
         Gm
'cause a random guy just kindly 

sent you photos of his co*k
         Bb
They are grainy and off-putting 

He just sent you more
A7
Dont act surprised 

You know you like it, you w*ore
 
Dm
See a man beheaded 

Get offended, see a shrink
        Gm
Show us pictures of your children 

Tell us every thought you think
        Bb
Start a rumor, buy a broom 

or send a death threat to a boomer
   A7
Or DM a girl and groom her 

Do a Zoom or find a tumor
    Dm
And here's a healthy breakfast option 

You should kill your mom
           Gm
Here's why women never f*ck you 

Here's how you can build a bomb
      Bb
Which Power Ranger are you? 

Take this quirky quiz
 A7                        
Obama sent the immigrants
   A7   Gm   F    E     Dm
To vac- cin- ate- your- kids
 
 
[Chorus]

         Dm
Could I interest you in everything, 

all of the time?
  Gm
A little bit of everything

All of the time
Bb
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
A7*
Anything and everything

All of the time
 
         Dm
Could I interest you in everything, 

all of the time?
  Gm
A little bit of everything

All of the time
Bb
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
A7
Anything and everything 

All of the time
 
 
[Interlude]

Dm C Bb A7
 
 
[Bridge]

Dm        C                     Bb     A7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm       C
Not very long ago
Bb               A7
Just before your time
Dm           C
Right before the towers fell
Bb           A7
Circa '99
         Gm
This was catalogues
 F
Travel blogs
E7             Dm
A chat room or two
            Gm        F
We set our sights and spent our nights
E7        Gm7
Waiting
 
    Fmaj7
For you
Dm7
You
  Bb       C
Insatiable you
      Fmaj7            Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Bb              C
You were barely two
       Dm          C#dim
And it did all the things
   C              Bb
We designed it to do
 
 
[Bridge]

    Bb
Now look at you
    C
Oh, look at you
D
You
 
Gmaj7       Em7
You
  C           D
Unstoppable, watchable
     Gmaj7              Em7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
C              D
Honey, how you grew
       Em7        Ebdim
And if we stick together
    D                C
Who knows what we'll do
       C          D
It was always the plan
           Ebdim         Em7
To put the world in your hand
 
 
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B
[laughing]
 
 
[Chorus]

         Em
Could I interest you in everything, 

all of the time?
  Am
A little bit of everything

All of the time
C
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
B7
Anything and everything 

All of the time
 
         Em
Could I interest you in everything, 

all of the time?
  Am
A little bit of everything 

All of the time
C
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
B7
Anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7                    Em
And all of the time

ℹ️ About This Song

Bo Burnham produced this track which is released on the 30th of May 2021. The track is also written by him. The key of the track is F major.

Track Info

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• Song: Welcome To the Internet
• Artist: Bo Burnham
• Produced by Bo Burnham
• Album: Inside (2021)
• Release Date: May 30, 2021

Chords Info

• Tuning: Standard(EADGBE)
• Key: F
• Chords: F, Fmaj7, Gm, A7, E, C, E7, Gm7, A, Bb, B7, C#dim,
  Dm, Dm7, D, Em7, Ebdim, Em, Em/B,

• Suggested Strumming: D D D D
  D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord