[Intro] GGGG[Verse 1] GSo long
EmI'll see you when D I see you
CYou can pick the street
CmI'll meet you on the G B7 Em other side
[Verse 2] D/F#GSo long
EmDDo I really have to finish?
CCmDo returns always diminish?
GB7EmDid I say that right?
[Chorus] GG#dimAmEmDoes anybody want to joke
FWhen no one's laughing C D in the background? GDm7FCBb So this is how it ends
GDm7Bb I promise to never go Eb C G outside again
[Verse 3] GGsus4GSo long
EmDI'm slowly losing power, C Cm has it only been an hour?
GB7EmNo, that can't be right
[Verse 4] D/F#GGsus4GSo long
EmDHey, here's a fun idea
CCmHow about I sit on the couch G B7 Em and I watch you next time?
[Chorus] GG#dimAmEmI wanna hear you tell a joke
FWhen no one's laughing C D in the background?
GDm7FCBb So this is how it ends
GDm7Bb I promise to never Eb C go outside again
[Bridge] EmAm Am I going crazy?
DWould I even know?
Am I right back where G Ebdim I started 14 years ago?
EmAm Wanna guess the ending?
DIf it ever does, G I swear to God that all Ebdim I've ever wanted was:
EmA little bit of everything Em7 all of the time
Am/C A bit of everything D all of the time
GApathy's a tragedy,
and boredom is a crime F#dimI'm finished playing and
I'm staying inside CG If I wake up in a house D that's full of smoke
EmI'll panic, so call me up D and tell me a joke
CG When I'm fully irrelevant D and totally broken, damn it
EmBmCCall me up and tell me a joke
B7 You're really joking at a Em D time like this?
[Outro] GWell, well
AmLook who's inside again?
DEmWent out to look for a reason D to hide again
AmDBuddy, you found it
EbaugEmNow come out with Ebaug your hands up
Cadd9CmGWe've got you surrounded