Grafting Haddock In The George chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

On the 3rd of February 2022, the track was released. The track is from the album The Voltarol Years.

Grafting Haddock In The George

Track Info

Chords Info

  • Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
  • Key: Bm
  • Chords: E, G#, A, B, C#m, G, C, D
  • BPM: 106
  • Suggested Strumming:
  • D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord
[Intro]
E G# A B E G# A B E G# A B E G# A B [Verse]
E G# A B When I was young and the

E G#
Blood pulsed swiftly
A B
Through my veins
E G# A Before age trampling up on youth,
B E
Out of my head

G# A B
With the snows of fifty winters
E G# A I never thought about the future or

B E
What I would become;

G# A
Didn’t care, still don’t
B E C#m G# For as far as I’m aware they don’t
A E G# A B
stitch pockets into shrouds.

G C G C E G# A B E G# A B E G# A B Oh, those Forestry Commission roads,
E G#
What a tale

A B
They could tell.
G D C D G D C D [Break]
G D I am the godfather of
C D G D C D
Nothing whatsoever
G Our Martin on the other hand thought
D C D
He was the town cheese
G Purported to deal in
D
Short term solutions

C D
For long-legged men
G He also liked the sound

D C D
Of his own voice.
G He was at Knowsley Safari Park
D
One day where he saw a

C D
Monkey with a banana in one hand
G D And a tin opener in the other,

And he shouted over

C
“Hey, you don’t need the
D
Tin opener for that”
G D To which the monkey replied
C D G
“It’s for the custard, dickhead!”
D It was loft ladders

C D G D C D
What killed our Martin.
G D Larry on the other hand cleans out the
C D
Drains at the Methodist Centre and

G D C D
Wears a permanent smile
G He reckons a contented
D C D G D C D
Mind is a continual feast,
G D When darkness falls
C
I’m as happy as Larry
[Coda]
E B A Sometimes I set out for
B E B
Ludlow, sometimes

A B G C G C
I end up in Chepstow
D C G D I am a happy man
C G
I drive the happy van
D C G D I scaled the Matalan

Made it Ma:

E G# A B
Top of the world!

E G# A B E G# A B [Outro]
G C Grafting haddock in the
D G
Back room of the George
G C Grafting haddock in the

D G
Back room of the George
G C Grafting haddock in the
D G C G C G
Back room of the George.

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