Im Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas Chords by Kate Miller-Heidke

[Intro]
 
G  Em  C  D
 
[Verse]
 
                    G     
 Kate  When I was a girl, 
              Em9
just a little girl
           Am        
I couldn't wait 'til 
                 D
I became a woman
            G                Em9
And I could grow a thatch of curls
             Am       
A deep, dark forest to 
                     D
keep me warm in this cold world
            G      
Days became weeks, 
             Em9
weeks became months
                 Am       
Months turned to years and 
            D
it was like magic 
            G                  Em
It grew and grew, the greatest bush
         Am           D
That the kingdom ever knew
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]

           C
But at the turn of the millennium
  Em
A fever gripped the land
         Am
It was decreed that all the women
          D
Look like   little girls again ...
 
[Chorus]

                      G                
But now I'm growing a beard downstairs 
    Em
for Christmas
          C                    D
Growing a downstairs beard for you
              G               
I'm growing a beard downstairs 
    Em
for Christmas
           C                      
Growing it big, growing it thick, 
D                       G 
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G                  
  Merry Christmas, 
Em
  Merry Christmas baby
C                      D        
  Merry Christmas, I'm growing it 
             G 
strong and true
G                 
  Merry Christmas,
 Em
   Merry Christmas baby
C               D
Ding dong, ding dong
 
 
[Verse]

                      G   
 Johann  When I was a boy, 
              Em9
just a little boy
        Am          
I was embarrassed by 
          D
my body's changes 
             G                Em9
But then one day at the local pool
                        Am          
I saw a life guard with hair growing 
           D
out of his anus
           G                      
I was so impressed, it looked like 
              Em9
Tom Selleck's chest
          Am                      D
He was so proud as he towelled it down
           G            Em9
I couldn't wait to cultivate
        Am            D
My very own hairy bum gown
 
[Pre-Chorus]

           C
But at the start of the millennium
Em
Spandex gripped the land
      Am
Every back sack and crack was 

attacked with wax
        D               
Now I'm growing it back, 
      N.C.
a gift for you to unwrap ...  
 
[Chorus]

                  G               
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs 
    Em
for Christmas
              C                    D
I'm growing a downstairs beard for you
              G              
I'm growing a beard downstairs 
    Em
for Christmas
               C                     
I'm growing it big, 

growing it thick, 
D                       G 
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G                 
  Merry Christmas, 
 Em
  Merry Christmas baby
C                      D          
  Merry Christmas, I'm growing it 
             G 
strong and true
G                
  Merry Christmas,
 Em
   Merry Christmas baby
C               D
Ding dong, ding dong
 
[Bridge]

 
Em                           F#m G
  We'll keep each other warm at  night
Am                        Bm  F              G
  With our jingle bell hairy  stalactites
Em                      
  We'll watch each other 
     F#m  G
grow and  grow
     Am
I'll stick to you, 

I'll stick to you
     D
Like velcro
 
[Chorus]
                     G              
 Kate  I'm growing a beard downstairs 
    Em
for Christmas
          C                    D
Growing a downstairs beard for you
                           G                
 Johann  Now I'm growing a beard downstairs 
    Em
for Christmas
               C   
I'm growing it big, 
                   D
growing it thick 
 
                         G              
 Both  Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
     Em
 for Christmas
              C                    D
I'm growing a downstairs beard for you
                  G               
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs 
    Em
for Christmas
               C                    
I'm growing it big, 

growing it thick, 
 D                      G 
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G               
   Merry Christmas, 
 Em
  Merry Christmas baby
C                      D         
  Merry Christmas, I'm growing it 
             G 
strong and true
G               
  Merry Christmas,
 Em
   Merry Christmas baby
C               D
Ding dong, ding dong

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ℹ️ About This Song

On the 25th of November 2022, the track was released.

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Chords Info

• Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
• Key: G
• Chords: G, Em, C, D, Em9, Am, F#m, Bm, F
• BPM: 146
• Suggested Strumming:
• D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord

Track Info

• Song: Im Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas
• Artist: Kate Miller-Heidke ft. The Beards
• Album: The Best of Kate Miller-Heidke: Act One
• Released Date: 25 November 2022