Im Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas Chords by Kate Miller-Heidke

On the 25th of November 2022, the track was released.

Chords Info

  • Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
  • Key: G
  • Chords: G, Em, C, D, Em9, Am, F#m, Bm, F
  • BPM: 146
  • Suggested Strumming:
  • D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord
Im Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas

Track Info

[Intro]
 
G  Em  C  D
 
[Verse]
 
                    G     
 Kate  When I was a girl, 
Em9
just a little girl
Am I couldn't wait 'til
D
I became a woman
G Em9 And I could grow a thatch of curls Am A deep, dark forest to
D
keep me warm in this cold world
G Days became weeks,
Em9
weeks became months
Am Months turned to years and
D
it was like magic
G Em It grew and grew, the greatest bush Am D That the kingdom ever knew [Pre-Chorus]

C But at the turn of the millennium Em A fever gripped the land Am It was decreed that all the women D Look like little girls again ... [Chorus]
G But now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C D Growing a downstairs beard for you G I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C Growing it big, growing it thick,
D G
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby
C D Merry Christmas, I'm growing it
G
strong and true
G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby
C D Ding dong, ding dong [Verse]
G Johann When I was a boy,
Em9
just a little boy
Am I was embarrassed by
D
my body's changes
G Em9 But then one day at the local pool Am I saw a life guard with hair growing
D
out of his anus
G I was so impressed, it looked like
Em9
Tom Selleck's chest
Am D He was so proud as he towelled it down G Em9 I couldn't wait to cultivate Am D My very own hairy bum gown [Pre-Chorus]
C But at the start of the millennium Em Spandex gripped the land Am Every back sack and crack was

attacked with wax
D Now I'm growing it back,
N.C.
a gift for you to unwrap ...
[Chorus]
G Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C D I'm growing a downstairs beard for you G I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C I'm growing it big,

growing it thick,
D G
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby
C D Merry Christmas, I'm growing it
G
strong and true
G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby
C D Ding dong, ding dong [Bridge]
Em F#m G We'll keep each other warm at night Am Bm F G With our jingle bell hairy stalactites Em We'll watch each other
F#m G
grow and grow
Am I'll stick to you,

I'll stick to you
D Like velcro [Chorus] G Kate I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C D Growing a downstairs beard for you G Johann Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C I'm growing it big,
D
growing it thick
G Both Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C D I'm growing a downstairs beard for you G Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas
C I'm growing it big,

growing it thick,
D G
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo
G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby
C D Merry Christmas, I'm growing it
G
strong and true
G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby
C D Ding dong, ding dong

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