[Intro] CF7I went to Kansas City on a Friday
GCBy Saturday I learned a thing or two
CBut up 'till then F I didn't have an idea GCOf what the mod'rn world was comin' to.
GCGEmI counted twenty gas buggies D G Em goin' by their selves
DD7GCAlmost every time I took a walk
GCAn' then I put my ear D Em To a bell telephone
DGAn' a strange woman started into talk.
N.C.
(To you?)
GWhat next! Yeah what??
[Verse] CG7CG7Everything's up to date in Kansas City
CE7They gone about as fer A7 As they can go D7G7They went an' built a skyscraper CE7Am seven stories high GAbout as high as a D7GF G7 buildin' orta grow. CG7CG7Everything's like a dream in Kansas City
CIt's better than a E7A7 magic lantern show. D7G7You can turn the radiator on CE7Am whenever you want some heat DG7With every kind of comfort CE7Am every house is all complete. CFE7AmYou could walk the privees in the Fm6C FEm rain and never wet your feet! AaugDm7They've gone about as EaugA7 fer as they can go. A7DmThey've gone about as G7C fer as they can go!
[Verse] CG7CG7Everything's up to date in Kansas City
CE7They've gone about as A7 fer as they can go D7G7They got a big theatre CE7Am They call a burleque GD7For fifty cents you could GF G7 see a dandy show! CG7One of the gals is fat and C G7 pink and pretty CAs round above as E7 A7 she was round below D7G7I could swear that she was padded C E7Am from her shoulder to her heel DG7But then she started dancin' C E7Am and her dancin' made me feel CFE7AmThat every single thing Fm6 C F Em she had was absolutely real! AaugDm7EaugA7She went about as fer as she could go
A7DmYes, Sir! She went about G9C As fer as she could go!