Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords

On the 17th of June 2023, the track was released and produced by Slimecicle. The track is in the key of G# minor, to simplify the chords use a Capo on the 4th fret.

Chords Info

• Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
• BPM:140
• Key: G#m
• Capo: 4th fret
• Chords: Em, E, G, B, Bm, C, D,
• Suggested Strumming: DU DU DU DU DU
• D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord

Track Info

• Song: Jort Storm
• Artist: Slimecicle
• Produced by Slimecicle
• Date: June 17, 2023

[Intro]
     Em
This just in!
                                                 
We're receiving reports that 

a new fad is taking 
   C
the nation by storm.
 
It's name? JORTS
Em                                   
But it appears as if this breakthrough 
                           C
in jean-short splicing technology is 
                   D
casing irregular weather patterns

all across the globe (Whoo!)
 
 
[Verse 1]
Em
It's the warmer season, 

so I can't wear jeans
 C
I really like the denim, 

but not the length of the seam
Em
My mom dresses cas and my dad 

likes to preen
C
I'm not like either of them,
                      E
I got the recessive gene!
 
 
[Chorus]
Em
Jort storm!
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
Em
A jort storm!
C         D
It's a category 5
Em
Jort storm
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
C                      D
I said a jort storm's comin', 

so run and hide!
 
 
[Bridge]
Em
Jorticane
Bm
Jortnado
C
Jortnami
D
Jortquake
Em
Jortruption
D
Jortalanche
G      B
  Jortpocalypse
 
 
[Verse 3]
Em                 D
    Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!)
Em          D           G
    So you better start runnin'
C
Fast, it's a chase
        B                     
But be careful 'cause these 
                      Em
jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
                     D     Em
They're the new sensation (JORTS!)
             D     G
Wear 'em to every occasion
C
Jorts in the pool
           B            D
Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral, 

yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
Em
My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
C
I got a genetic test, 

but all my genes are shorts!
 
 
[Chorus]
Em
The jort storm!
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
Em
A jort storm!
C         D
It's a category 5
Em
Jort storm
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
C                       D
I take off my f*cking jorts, 

I got-a jorts inside
 

[Outro]
Em
Breaking news
Bm                                 
Millions of Americans are being 
       C                    D
sucked directly into the Jortex
                  Em
And it's headed straight for this studio
D                       G
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
B         Em
I love—— (JORTS!)
                D    Em
The elders foretold (JORTS!)
       D    B
Of a fashion so bold
   C
A new god of the earth (Jorthulhu!)
    B
To seal it in denim 

and turn it into Jearth!
 
Em   D
Em   D  G B
C
B  D
Em
C
Em
C   D

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