Key: G#m · Capo: 4th fret · BPM: 140 · Difficulty: Intermediate · Chords: Em, E, G, B, Bm, C, D, · Strumming: DU DU DU DU DU
[Intro] Em This just in! We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking C the nation by storm. It's name? JORTS Em But it appears as if this breakthrough C in jean-short splicing technology is D casing irregular weather patterns all across the globe (Whoo!) [Verse 1] Em It's the warmer season, so I can't wear jeans C I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam Em My mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen C I'm not like either of them, E I got the recessive gene! [Chorus] Em Jort storm! Bm Jort storm's comin' tonight Em A jort storm! C D It's a category 5 Em Jort storm Bm Jort storm's comin' tonight C D I said a jort storm's comin', so run and hide! [Bridge] Em Jorticane Bm Jortnado C Jortnami D Jortquake Em Jortruption D Jortalanche G B Jortpocalypse [Verse 3] Em D Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!) Em D G So you better start runnin' C Fast, it's a chase B But be careful 'cause these Em jorts will chafe you (Yeah!) D Em They're the new sensation (JORTS!) D G Wear 'em to every occasion C Jorts in the pool B D Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!) Em My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts C I got a genetic test, but all my genes are shorts! [Chorus] Em The jort storm! Bm Jort storm's comin' tonight Em A jort storm! C D It's a category 5 Em Jort storm Bm Jort storm's comin' tonight C D I take off my f*cking jorts, I got-a jorts inside [Outro] Em Breaking news Bm Millions of Americans are being C D sucked directly into the Jortex Em And it's headed straight for this studio D G To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy B Em I love—— (JORTS!) D Em The elders foretold (JORTS!) D B Of a fashion so bold C A new god of the earth (Jorthulhu!) B To seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth! Em D Em D G B C B D Em C Em C D
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ℹ️ About This Song
On the 17th of June 2023, the track was released and produced by Slimecicle. The track is in the key of G# minor, to simplify the chords use a Capo on the 4th fret.
Chords Info
- Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
- BPM:140
- Key: G#m
- Capo: 4th fret
- Chords: Em, E, G, B, Bm, C, D,
- Suggested Strumming: DU DU DU DU DU
- D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord
| Guitar Chords | Ukulele Chords |
| Em – 022000 E – 022100 G – 320003 B – x24442 Bm – x24432 C – x32010 D – xx0232 | Em – 0402 E – 1402 G – 0232 B – 4322 Bm – 4222 C – 0003 D – 2220 |

Track Info
- Song: Jort Storm
- Artist: Slimecicle
- Produced by Slimecicle
- Date: June 17, 2023
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
What key is Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords in?
Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords is in the key of G#m.
What chords do I need for Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords?
You need Em, E, G, B, Bm, C, D, to play Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords.
Do I need a capo for Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords?
Yes, place a capo on the 4th fret to play Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords.
How hard is Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords to play on guitar?
Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords is rated Intermediate. It includes some barre chords or slash chords.