Whiskey Thinks I Am chords by Jade Eagleson

[Chorus]

   D 
I'm a go-getter when 

my whistle is wetter

   A 
A genius in his prime
 A 
Anything you can do, 

I can do better

       D 
The DaVinci of my time
 
        G 
I have all of the 

answers to every problem

    D 
As long as they're not mine
     A 
When I become just half the man
                           D 
That the whiskey thinks I am
 
D   D   D   D
 
 
[Verse]

     D
Woke up, rinsed off
             D
And put the eggs in the pan, 

put the coffee in the pot

 D                     
Hopped in the van, and 
                       A
headed for the lot at work
 
         A
"Hello, boss, how are you?
      A
Know I'm five minutes late, 

that old interstate
                        
Was blocked all the way 
                 D
on up to the avenue"
 
           G
He said, "Son, no excuse"
       G                      
Gonna give you the rest of the 
                 D
whole damn afternoon
        D
You're fired"
 
    A
So here I am, drink in my hand
 A
Trying really hard to understand
    A
Why I can't just be half the man
                          D
That the whiskey thinks I am
 
 
[Chorus]

             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when 

my whistle is wetter

   A
A genius in his prime
 A
Anything you can do, 

I can do better

       D
The DaVinci of my time
 
        G
I have all of the 

answers to every problem

    D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D  D  D  D  D
That the whiskey thinks I am
 
 
[Verse]

        D
Hello, darlin', nice to see you
   D
I stole that line from a Conway tune
    D                 
But I don't mind if it 
                        A
helps me get closer to you
 
        A
Please pour us a round
        A
Put it all on my tab and 

fill up your glass

 A                    
Feel free to add more 
              D
when it gets low
 
 
             G
Hey, I just lost my job
       G                 
But I still got one last 
                  D
paycheck left to use
    D
On you
 
    A
So here I am, drink in my hand
 A
Asking you all about your plans
 A
Hoping you'll see just half the man
          A               D
That the whiskey thinks I am
 
 
[Chorus]
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when 

my whistle is wetter

   A
A genius in his prime
 A
Anything you can do, 

I can do better

       D
The DaVinci of my time
 
        G
I have all of the 

answers to every problem

    D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D
That the whiskey thinks I am, 

aw, tell 'em, Brent
 
 
[Instrumental]

G    D    A    D
G    D    A    A
 
 
[Chorus]
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when 

my whistle is wetter

   A
A genius in his prime
 A
Anything you can do, 

I can do better

       D
The DaVinci of my time
 
        G
I have all of the 

answers to every problem

    D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D
That the whiskey thinks I am
 
 
[Outro]

     A
When I become just half the man
          A               D  D  D
That the whiskey thinks I am
 
Aw, yeah
         D
Tag it, yep

ℹ️ About This Song

On the 12th of November 2021, the track was released.

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• Song: Whiskey Thinks I Am
• Artist: Jade Eagleson
• Released Date: 12 November 2021

Chords Info

• Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
• Key: D
• Chords: D, A, G
• BPM: 98
• Suggested Strumming:
• D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord

Guitar Chords	Ukulele Chords
D – xx0232 A – x02220 G – 320003	D – 2220 A – 2100 G – 0232