[Intro] G Am C D7 C#7 D7 [Verse] G I don’t owe you my heart Am And I don’t owe you my body D7 But you should know that I’m sorry G D7 For being careless with you G Lord knows I owed you more That I’m pretty sure Am I ever could give anybody But I can’t pin down what normal D7 People want from foreign objects, G G7 Bottom shelf erotic products, like me [Pre-chorus] Am So I could hold your hand but D7 Keep you at arms’ length, oh, Bm Hang me from a branch too Em High to climb and shake Am Less rare than scarce, Less diamond than rough D7 Unlikely to be more than the Coal you failed to crush [Chorus] G C And I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i swear G I’m really trying Am Get it together, Will, know and do better D7 It just don’t come natural to me to Think that you’d want me for me G G7 C I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i swear G I’m really trying Am Oh, I’m sorry, I promise, I’m doing my best D7 I just haven’t learned how to be Human as you are yet G Am C D7 C#7 D7 [Verse] G I still don’t know who you are Am I only know that I’m still lonely That morbid sort where D7 Even company can’t cure me G And the more you reassure the less I trust G But still you gave me your heart Am I only gave you my body D7 Honestly thought nobody’d want it Let alone notice it’s gone and so G I left it home but now, G7 Now, now, now [Pre-chorus] Am I keep a locket with a picture on the D7 Back of my head Bm Oh, monkey wrench my side view mirrors, Em Ghost my friends Am I’ve lived more lives than enough, I haven’t died quite as much D7 But I’m not a real person just the s*it you can’t make up, and [Chorus] G C I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i swear G I’m really trying Am I’m just as exposed if I take off my clothes D7 When we make the closest thing to Love that I’m capable of and G G7 I-i-i-i-i-i-i don’t know C Why you would care G But I’m really trying Am Oh, I’m sorry, I promise I’m doing my best D7 I just haven’t learned how to be Human as you are yet [Bridge] G Am C D7 G Am C D7 D7 D7sus4 D7 D7sus4 Did I really Am Have any of that gravity? D7 Maybe you’re quicksand Bm Because I really couldn’t tell Em How deep my footprints went Am The vertex of my redemption arc, The searching of that virgin heart D7 I’m catatonic in your arms, cryin’ “How did I cause so much harm?” Am I’m down pounding my head D7 Against the kitchen floor Bm Em Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours Am Don’t say “I’m sorry but this can’t go on”, I know you’ve got scars of your own D7 But hide my knives before I go, I’ll either live or die alone [Chorus] G C I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i swear G That I will die trying Am I’m still in the process but I’m making progress D7 I promise I honestly wanna Prove improve is possible G G7 C I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i swear G I’m so f*cking sorry Am I’m not a good person, I’m barely a person at all D7 But someday I’ll be perfect and G I’ll make up for it all (And write a f*cking song about it ‘cause it has to be all about Will’s f*cking drama, god damn it! Sorry. f*ck, I’m sorry.)
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On the 29th of July 2022, the track was released. The track was produced, sung by Will Wood.
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Chords Info
- Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
- Key: G
- Chords: G, Am, C, D7, C#7, G7, Bm, Em, D7sus4
- BPM: 120
- Suggested Strumming:
- D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord

Track Info
- Song: Against The Kitchen Floor
- Artist: Will Wood
- Written by Will Wood
- Produced by Will Wood
- Album: “In case I make it,”
- Released Date: 29 July 2022
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
What key is Against The Kitchen Floor in?
Against The Kitchen Floor is in the key of G.
What chords do I need for Against The Kitchen Floor?
You need G, Am, C, D7, C#7, G7, Bm, Em, D7sus4 to play Against The Kitchen Floor by Will Wood.
Do I need a capo for Against The Kitchen Floor?
No capo is needed to play Against The Kitchen Floor by Will Wood.
How hard is Against The Kitchen Floor to play on guitar?
Against The Kitchen Floor by Will Wood is rated Intermediate. It includes some barre chords or slash chords.