Cancer Chords by Jesse Welles

[Intro]

C    C  
C    C
 
 
[Verse]

                  C
Cancer's getting meaner
                         G
And it ain't never been fun
                        
It's supposed to get you 
             F
when you're old
                   
And now it gets you 
             C
when you're young
 
                         C
Cancer's always been depressing
                     G
It ain't never been pleasant
                         F
It don't care if you're royal
                        C
Don't care if you're a peasant
 
N.C.
Well then what causes it
 
 
[Chorus]

                F
Everything you ate
                      C
The sleep you didn't get
                  G
Your job and the air
                        C
And the water and your pet
 
             F
The sun and red meat
                       C
All the fishes in the sea
 
They're all a bunch of cantankerous
 G                 F          C
Cancer causing carcenogenic SOB's
 
 
[Verse]

                 C
It's like them apocalyptic folks
                   G   G7
Off the newer Mad Max
                  G
MonSanta Claus delivered
         F              C
All the cancer in your butt
 
 
[Chorus]

                          F
But it's when the purple catch up
               C
The BPA's and microplastics
      G                   C
Just hope it don't go mistastic
 
                      F
It's meaner than the meanest
               C G/B Am
Meanest of the ru-u-mors
             C
Is your own personalized pan
 G              F            C
Pizza Hut home grown little tumor, 

all right
 
 
[Instrumental]

F    C    
G    F   C
 
 
[Break]

C            F
We're making atheist plead with God
             C
A hard core bumper sticker 

christian sticker build up
    G
MonSanta Claus 

is a checking his list
         F                   C
And the cancer don't give a freak
 
 
[Instrumental]

F    C    
G    F  C
 
 
[Verse]

               C
Cancer on the head
                      G
Shoulders, knees and toes
                  G7       
I wish I had the patent on 
            G
the cancer screen and
        F               C
I'd be printing cancer dough
 
              C
Cancer is as lucrative
                 G
A business is a war
           G7
So if you ain't expectin' peace
      F
Then why expect a cure

Track Info

• Song: Cancer
• Artist: Jesse Welles
• Written by Jesse Welles
• Released Date: 21 April 2024

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