On the 25th of November 2022, the track was released.
Chords Info
- Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
- Key: G
- Chords: G, Em, C, D, Em9, Am, F#m, Bm, F
- BPM: 146
- Suggested Strumming:
- D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord
Track Info
- Song: Im Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas
- Artist: Kate Miller-Heidke ft. The Beards
- Album: The Best of Kate Miller-Heidke: Act One
- Released Date: 25 November 2022
[Intro] G Em C D [Verse] G Kate When I was a girl,
Em9
just a little girl Am I couldn't wait 'til
D
I became a woman G Em9 And I could grow a thatch of curls Am A deep, dark forest to
D
keep me warm in this cold world G Days became weeks,
Em9
weeks became months Am Months turned to years and
D
it was like magic G Em It grew and grew, the greatest bush Am D That the kingdom ever knew [Pre-Chorus]
C But at the turn of the millennium Em A fever gripped the land Am It was decreed that all the women D Look like little girls again ... [Chorus]
G But now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C D Growing a downstairs beard for you G I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C Growing it big, growing it thick,
D G
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby C D Merry Christmas, I'm growing it
G
strong and true G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby C D Ding dong, ding dong [Verse]
G Johann When I was a boy,
Em9
just a little boy Am I was embarrassed by
D
my body's changes G Em9 But then one day at the local pool Am I saw a life guard with hair growing
D
out of his anus G I was so impressed, it looked like
Em9
Tom Selleck's chest Am D He was so proud as he towelled it down G Em9 I couldn't wait to cultivate Am D My very own hairy bum gown [Pre-Chorus]
C But at the start of the millennium Em Spandex gripped the land Am Every back sack and crack was
attacked with wax D Now I'm growing it back,
N.C.
a gift for you to unwrap ... [Chorus]
G Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C D I'm growing a downstairs beard for you G I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C I'm growing it big,
growing it thick,
D G
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby C D Merry Christmas, I'm growing it
G
strong and true G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby C D Ding dong, ding dong [Bridge]
Em F#m G We'll keep each other warm at night Am Bm F G With our jingle bell hairy stalactites Em We'll watch each other
F#m G
grow and grow Am I'll stick to you,
I'll stick to you D Like velcro [Chorus] G Kate I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C D Growing a downstairs beard for you G Johann Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C I'm growing it big,
D
growing it thick G Both Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C D I'm growing a downstairs beard for you G Now I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em
for Christmas C I'm growing it big,
growing it thick,
D G
growin' it for you-hoo-hoo G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby C D Merry Christmas, I'm growing it
G
strong and true G Merry Christmas,
Em
Merry Christmas baby C D Ding dong, ding dong
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