Waffle Stomp Chords by Joe Walsh

[Intro]

N.C.  A    F7 E7 A N.C.
 
[Verse]

N.C.
The terminally bored
                            A E
Sit around with nothin' to do
A N.C.
They say work is hell
F7              E7         A7    A
Heaven knows it just ain't true
 
[Verse]

A
Well you can punch out your boss
A
Get fired from your job
   D
Collect unemployment
D
For your own enjoyment
A
Take out the trash
     B7
Come down with a rash
E7
Pick up disease
 
[Verse]

A
Have doughnuts and coffee
A
With Colonel Khadafi
D
Write a new novel
D
That's perfectly awful
A
Buy some new work boots
E                    A
Stomp on a waffle or two
 
[Bridge]

       D
Take a long overdue vacation
         G
Book yourself on a flight to the moon
     E7                         A
Volunteer for a brain operation
E7                                                  A
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
 
[Solo]

A    D  E7  A
 
[Verse]

A
Well you can jump off a roof
A
Pretend you can fly
D
Maybe you'll bounce
D
Maybe you'll die
A7
Maybe you'll splat
                   E7
And flap until that
 
[Verse]

              A
Well, you can practice your bongo
A
Go to the Congo
    D
Get lost on safari
D
Ask "Where the hell are we?"
A
Speak in Swahili
     E                          A
They tell me that a lot of them do
 
[Guitar Solo]
A   D A   F7 E7 A7
 
[Verse]

A
Talk on the phone
A
Call up the coast
D
Call up collect
D
Dial direct
A7
Reverse the charges
                        E7
If they accept, they're home
 
[Verse]

            A
Or, you can go overseas
A
Speak Japanese
D
Buy a new Sony
     A
They make great TV's
A
Do the Watusi
E7                  A
Watch "I Love Lucy" too
 
[Interlude]

A   D  G  E  A N.C.
 
[Outro]

    E                                                 A
But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
A
Well, well, well, well, well, well
E7                                                 E  E7  A
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do

ℹ️ About This Song

On the 30th of July 1982, the track was released. The track was written by Joe Walsh.

Track Info

• Song: Waffle Stomp
• Artist: Joe Walsh
• Produced by Joe Walsh
• Album: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
• Released Date: 30 July 1982

Chords Info

• Tunning: Standard(E A D G B E )
• Chords: A, F7, E7, E, A7, D, B7, G
• Key: A