To simplify the chords use a Capo on the 2nd fret.
Track Info
- Song: 5 Years
- Artist: Bo Burnham
Chords Info
| Guitar Chords | Ukulele Chords |
| Dm – xx0231 Em – 022000 Am – x02210 Am/C – x32210 | Dm – 2210 Em – 0402 Am – 2000 Am/C – 0003 |
- Tuning: Standard ( E A D G B E )
- Key: Em
- Capo: 2nd fret
- Chords: Dm, Em, Am, Am/C
- Strumming:
- D = Down Stroke, U = Up Stroke, N.C = No Chords, * = Single Stroke
[Spoken intro]
N.C. Hey baby, uh, it's me N.C. Um, our anniversary's comin' up,
it's a pretty big one N.C. Dm Em And, um, I wrote a song for you Am Am/C Am So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um,
Dm Em Am Am/C Am
I want the song to begin with this voicemail Dm Like, I want the voicemail to play
Em
at the beginning of it Am Am/C Am
So, if you could just download this voicemail
Dm Em
when you get it and then text it to me Am Am/C Am Um, you might need to, like,
Dm Em
download another app to download the— Am Am/C Am I don't know if you can rip your voicemail
Dm Em
right off your phone, you might need to, like— Am Am/C Am Just Google it, don't call me and ask me Dm Em 'Cause I know, I know what you're gonna do Am Am/C You're gonna, you're gonna get this
Am
and you're gonna think you just can't do it Dm And you're gonna call me, but then
Em
I'm just gonna Google it Am Am/C Am So, just you Google it, you're an adult,
you can figure it out Dm Em Um, so just, figure it out
Am Am/C Am
and text me the voicemail Dm Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind,
Em
like, right when you get this Am Am/C Am Thank you, um, I love you, bye [Verse 1] Dm Em Am Am/C Am You're my best friend, I love you Dm Em Am Am/C Am You know me and I know you Dm Em Am Am/C Am We got problems that we've been through Dm Em Am Am/C Am We got sh*t that we'll get through, uh Dm Em You think I'm rude to you Am Am/C Am You think I am the worst Dm Em Because I ask when you suck my dick Am Am/C Am To take out your Invisalign first [Chorus] Dm Em Come on, five years, five years Am Am/C Am Still you, still me, still here Dm Em Five years, five years, baby Am Am/C Am Five years, five years [Verse 2] N.C. Am Am/C We order Chinese, I'm eating my dumplings Am Dm You reach over and you take my dumpling Em Am Am/C You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing Am Why would you assume that you're
Dm
entitled to a dumpling? Em Am Am/C So I look at you, you look back at me,
Dm
like, "What the f*ck did I do?" Dm Em If you really wanted some dim sum then Am Am/C Am You really should've gotten some
Dm Em
when we put in the order Am Am/C Am You say, "You're a psycho and I- I
don't wanna fight Dm Em So, let's just drop this,
Am Am/C
it's not a big deal" Am Okay, but for the record Dm Em Am Am/C Am You owe me a dumpling, I mean it,
Dm Em
I won't forget Am You owe me a dumpling or
a dumpling equivalent [Chorus] Dm Em Five years, five years Am Am/C Am Still you, still me, still here Dm Em Five years, five years, baby Am Am/C Am Five years, five years [Verse 3]
Dm Em We found a spider in the house Am Am/C Am You freaked and you jumped up
onto the couch Dm Em Since I was close and able Am Am/C Am I jumped up on the coffee table Dm Em You said, "You should kill that" Am Am/C Am I said, "Um, no, f*ck that" Dm Em Am Am/C You said, "Come on, be a man" N.C. What? Dm Em You're a total anti-sexist,
Am Am/C Am
a patriarchy fighter Dm Em But your whole world view collapses Am Am/C Am The moment there's a spider, cool Dm Em I get it, this is the real you Am Am/C Am It's a pleasure, nice to meet you Dm Em Sh*t like this brings the movement down Am Am/C Am Everyone's a feminist until
there is a spider around [Chorus]
Dm Em Five years, five years Am Am/C Am Still you, still me, still here Dm Em Five years, five years, baby Am Am/C Am Five years, five years [Outro] Dm Em How come every time I need to
Am Am/C
take a poo in the bathroom Am You out of the bl ue need to
Dm
use the bathroom? Em Just use the guest room bathroom Am Am/C Am That's why we got two bathrooms Dm Em Just use the guest room bathroom Am Am/C Am Dm Em That's why we got two bathrooms Am Am/C Am And you know
