Rehab Center For Fictional Characters chords by Bo Burnham

On the 10th of March 2019, the track was released. The track was written by Bo Burnham.

Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Track Info

Chords Info

  • Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
  • Key: A
  • Chords: E, Am, B, C
  • BPM: 143
  • Suggested Strumming: D DU DU DU
  • D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord
Guitar ChordsUkulele Chords
E – 022100
Am -x02210
B – x24442
C – x32010
E – 1402
Am – 2000
B – 4322
C – 0003
[Intro]
 
E Am E Am
 
 
[Verse]
 
E
Well, hello everyone!
Am                              
Welcome to the Rehab Center for 
E
fictional characters.
Am Umm, alright. Lets get right to it E Who wants to start us off? Am How about you Chris?? E Umm, alright. Hey, I'm Chris Cringle. Am I'm a s*x addict. E Am Hey I'm Santa Clause, I'm the king of snow. E Am E Am I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho. B C She used to please me every day, B then she made it clear that
C E
santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Am f**kin b*tch. E Am E Now I buy whores, rock and roll,
Am
and I stuff their stockings
E with my north pole Okay Chris, thank you! Am Alright, who wants to go next? E Patrick frowny face! Am Get up here. [Verse] E Alright. Am I'm Patrick O'Riley, I'm a leperchaun.

You all doin' good?
E Am Yeah, I'm not doing so good. E Am E I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household, Am E Am E Am And beautiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha. B C B Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, C E and since women are b*tches, blew a keebler elf. Am E Am E Uh, now I drink all day and a part of me dies. Am 'cause my wife is getting gang-banged by the
E
Rice Krispie guys.
Am Hey I know them! E Oh, hey Tony. Nice of you to show up. Where were you last week? [Verse] Am I had some E Hey, I'm Tony the tiger. Am f**k it. I'll just sing it. E Am E Every day I wake up, and I get to work late. Am My boss says, 'hey, what's up?' E Am I say that I'm grrrrrrrrowing
E Am
tired of this s**t.
B C The kids they laugh, 'cause
B
I'm a sensitive cat. 'Big pussy!'
C E Am I can't argue with that. E Am E If another kid gives me frosted flakes, Am E I swear on my life i'll eat his parents. Am Okay Ton, thank you. E So that's everybody. Am So lets just get down to it E Oh, who are you? Am E Am Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi. [Verse]
E Am I'm the easter bunny, hey I'm back! E Used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack. Am Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, E marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-
Am
coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
E Am COKE! E Am Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now
E
I have no attention span
Am Okay, I'm just going to go and get him, alright? E Am Play nice please. I'll be right back. [Verse] E Am E Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick. Am E I think they got herpes from some Irish chick. Mother f**ker Am What you laughin' Tony, huh? E Am 'Cause it's funny! E This is gettin rediculous. Am E Santa, Tony could you guys please stop? Am Oh Snap! E crackle and pop. Am Haha, 'cause they banged your wife. E I'm getting out of here. Am E This is f**king rediculous.

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