On the 10th of March 2019, the track was released. The track was written by Bo Burnham.
Track Info
- Song: Rehab Center For Fictional Characters
- Artist: Bo Burnham
- Written by Bo Burnham
- Produced by Bo Burnham
- Album: Bo Burnham
- Released Date: 10 March 2019
Chords Info
- Tuning: Standard(E A D G B E)
- Key: A
- Chords: E, Am, B, C
- BPM: 143
- Suggested Strumming: D DU DU DU
- D= Down Stroke, U = Upstroke, N.C= No Chord
| Guitar Chords | Ukulele Chords |
| E – 022100 Am -x02210 B – x24442 C – x32010 | E – 1402 Am – 2000 B – 4322 C – 0003 |
[Intro]
E Am E Am
[Verse]
E
Well, hello everyone!
Am
Welcome to the Rehab Center for
E
fictional characters.
Am
Umm, alright. Lets get right to it
E
Who wants to start us off?
Am
How about you Chris??
E
Umm, alright. Hey, I'm Chris Cringle.
Am
I'm a s*x addict.
E Am
Hey I'm Santa Clause, I'm the king of snow.
E Am E Am
I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
B C
She used to please me every day,
B
then she made it clear that
C E
santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Am
f**kin b*tch.
E Am E
Now I buy wh*res, rock and roll,
Am
and I stuff their stockings
E
with my north pole Okay Chris, thank you!
Am
Alright, who wants to go next?
E
Patrick frowny face!
Am
Get up here.
[Verse]
E
Alright.
Am
I'm Patrick O'Riley, I'm a leperchaun.
You all doin' good?
E Am
Yeah, I'm not doing so good.
E Am E
I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household,
Am E Am E Am
And beautiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
B C B
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself,
C E
and since women are b*tches, blew a keebler elf.
Am E Am E
Uh, now I drink all day and a part of me dies.
Am
'cause my wife is getting gang-banged by the
E
Rice Krispie guys.
Am
Hey I know them!
E
Oh, hey Tony. Nice of you to show up.
Where were you last week?
[Verse]
Am
I had some
E
Hey, I'm Tony the tiger.
Am
f**k it.
I'll just sing it.
E Am E
Every day I wake up, and I get to work late.
Am
My boss says, 'hey, what's up?'
E Am
I say that I'm grrrrrrrrowing
E Am
tired of this s**t.
B C
The kids they laugh, 'cause
B
I'm a sensitive cat. 'Big p*ssy!'
C E Am
I can't argue with that.
E Am E
If another kid gives me frosted flakes,
Am E
I swear on my life i'll eat his parents.
Am
Okay Ton, thank you.
E
So that's everybody.
Am
So lets just get down to it
E
Oh, who are you?
Am E Am
Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
[Verse]
E Am
I'm the easter bunny, hey I'm back!
E
Used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack.
Am
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke,
E
marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-
Am
coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
E Am
COKE!
E Am
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now
E
I have no attention span
Am
Okay, I'm just going to go and get him, alright?
E Am
Play nice please. I'll be right back.
[Verse]
E Am E
Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick.
Am E
I think they got herpes from some Irish chick.
Mother f**ker
Am
What you laughin' Tony, huh?
E Am
'Cause it's funny!
E
This is gettin rediculous.
Am E
Santa, Tony could you guys please stop?
Am
Oh Snap!
E
crackle and pop.
Am
Haha, 'cause they banged your wife.
E
I'm getting out of here.
Am E
This is f**king rediculous.
